Ricky Gervais tweets scathing would-be Oscars speech as host

Right after Will Smith infamously smacked Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, social media debated irrespective of whether the incident would’ve occurred had another comedian hosted the event. Just one identify that arrived up frequently was comedian Ricky Gervais, who responded by teasing his proposed Oscars speech in a series of tweets with thousands of likes.

“I’d start off with ‘Hello,’” wrote the 60-year-aged creator of “The Office,” who has MCed the Golden Globes five periods, but never ever the Academy Awards.

The comic ongoing, “I hope this display will help cheer up the standard persons watching at property. If you’re unemployed for illustration, get some consolation in the actuality that even if you had a occupation, your wage in all probability would not be as much as the goody bag all the actors have just been given.”

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Ricky Gervais wrote up his individual Oscars speech on Twitter for admirers wanting to know what he’d say if he have been the host.
Gervais was lampooning the pornographic displays of wealth at the Academy Awards.
Gervais was lampooning the pornographic displays of prosperity at the Academy Awards.

Gervais was lampooning the pornographic shows of prosperity at the Academy Awards. This year’s Oscars swag bag reportedly price $137,000 and included a $12,000 liposuction procedure, $25,000 in residence renovations and a compact plot of land in Scotland, together with the title Lord or Woman of Glencoe.

Later on on, the “Afterlife” star satirized the Oscars’ emphasis on variety, snarking: “I’m proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever.”

“Looking out I see men and women from all walks of existence,” he added. “Every demographic beneath the sunshine. Except lousy individuals, naturally. F–k them.”

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The demo speech surfaced subsequent the notorious Oscars “Hitch” slap, which occurred after Rock, 57, cracked a bald wisecrack about Smith’s actress spouse, Jada Pinkett Smith.
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Gervais has hosted the Golden Globes five times, but never the Oscars.
Gervais has hosted the Golden Globes five occasions, but never the Oscars.
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The demo speech surfaced next the notorious Oscars “Hitch” slap, which transpired after Rock, 57, cracked a bald wisecrack about Smith’s actress wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, who’s been open about her ongoing wrestle with alopecia. In reaction, Smith, 53, who gained the Very best Actor Oscar for his function in “King Richard” afterwards that night, strolled onto the stage and slapped the comedian throughout the facial area — ahead of getting a seat and warning Rock to “keep my wife’s title out of your f–king mouth.”

Pursuing the onstage smackdown, Gervais retweeted a clip from the British “Office” in which his character David Brent helps make an “alopecia” joke about an employee.

In a January interview with “The Check out,” the Emmy winner uncovered that he’ll possibly hardly ever host the Academy Awards.

British host Ricky Gervais arrives for the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards on January 5, 2020, at The Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills, California.
British host Ricky Gervais arrives for the 77th yearly Golden World Awards on Jan. 5, 2020, at the Beverly Hilton Resort in Beverly Hills, California.
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“I could be authorized to host [the Oscars] if I did what I was told, but there’s the rub,” the “Extras” creator informed host Sunny Hostin, Deadline documented. “The excellent factor about the Globes was [that] they stated I could compose my individual jokes, say what I want, and not rehearse.”

He included, “And that is just far too superior for a comic to turn down, whereas I never believe the Oscars would at any time make it possible for me that flexibility, and rightly so. I imagine they would be mad.”